What is the Main Sequence?
"Graduate student...Post-Doc...Unemployed"
How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
If you are a theoretician.......... 1.0000000
If you are an observer............. 1.0 +/- 1.0
If you work under contract......... 1.0 but only 25 % of your time
can be charged to this activity.
What is the quickest way to confuse an astronomer?
"Give him/her all of the observing time they asked for in their proposal"